Give yourself a smile and a chuckle every time you pull one out … of your current read. ๐ย
May 1, 2025
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ’๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ญ!
Need to spice up your reading life or give a book bestie a much-needed smile? These anatomically inspired page-savers add a whole new meaning to “pleasure” reading.
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ – ๐๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐, ๐๐๐ญ ๐ ๐
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Each “bouquet” includes:
- ย 3 Cockmarks that stand at attention between your pages (pay for just 2!)
- ย Double protection: padded envelope inside a pretty floral mailer
- ย Cheerful PAPYRUS greeting card with your personal message
How to get your hands on these bad boys:
1. Select 2 Cockmarks (I’ll include the 3rd free!)
2. Want variety? Choose “Surprise Me” and add 2
3. In checkout notes, tell me your style preferences (see photo on product page)
4. Let me know if it’s a gift (and what message for the card) or “For Me”
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ – May 1st! Limited quantities available! Don’t be left unsatisfied!Or join me on TikTok LIVE this afternoon at 2:30 PM ET to make your selections.
March 5, 2025: Heya, it’s been fun slinging c@cks on TikTok LIVE! ๐ This is the last hurrah for me on the fun variety since TT deemed them too “shocking.” (Yep, makes me love these pretty peens even more.) Snatch up the ones you want from my final variety order!
- Onyx – The storm is coming, so get ready! Black, flexible leatherette Cockmarkยฎ with gold designs. Topped with a creamy tassel and comes packaged in iconic hand sleeve with protective cellophane. 1.5″ x 5.5″ bookmark in 3″ x 8″ package.
- Surprise Me or You Pick – Let me know which Cockmark design(s) you want or have me choose for a complete surprise.
- Prince Albert in Purple – Why hello your majesty. Acrylic Cockmark throbbing with engraved veins and a wee little piercing at the tippity top.
- NEW “Release”! Skull + Roses – Perfect for dark romance readers! Printed gothic skull and roses pattern on a clear Cockmark. Topped with a sexy black tassel. 5.5 inches in length by 1.5 inches in width, includes hand packaging and cellophane sleeve.
Here’s what’s available for Surprise Me or You Pick:
Rainbow Leopard, Thundercock Neon Green, Thundercock Ice Blue, Glitter Galaxy, Gold Glitter, Highlander (Plaid), Lucifer
Made in Missouri. Woman owned company.
